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Nine phrases that don’t tell the DPS officer during the holidays

Not all rest during the new year holidays. For some, this particular hot time. Winter holidays are a period of increased activity of the road patrol service. And drivers — days-risk of unwanted encounters.

Traffic police have fully declared output only 1, 2 and 7 January, other days official holidays, some “paper” units even for registration and examination issues. At DPS, we understand that the mode of your round — the-clock and without weekends. In any weather. And the fact that the entire “rest of country” prolonged holidays, which will help the inspectors in a certain way — the maximum attention to identify drunk drivers, especially in the settlements.

This, in particular, says that fact that in Moscow in the period from 1 to 8 January, round-the-clock reception of the population in terms of making decisions on granting of vehicles seized under article 27.13 of the administrative code (“the detention of the vehicle”). We are waiting for!

Christmas situation

Not all traffic cops — greedy extortionists. First, they learn the behavior and mood of the driver, and if it seems that the client is suitable we are waiting for proposals from his side. Clients that do not Express suggestions, often released if they pleaded guilty and more or less plausible repented.

What to do in order not to seem appropriate? First of all, to refrain from anything stupid. Of course, we can’t list all bad phrases, ever led to fatal consequences. But the General principles will try to keep track.

Imagine that yesterday you had a few drinks (well actually a bit), so in the morning there was nothing, and generally cheerful. Or even you do non-drinking (it’s hard to believe, but over 30% of Russians do not drink alcohol). You, however, are stopped by an inspector, with unclear intentions, because you feel that nothing is broken. He introduced himself (maybe even audibly), asked to show documents.

This point is very important your first replica!

Stop on vacation will be — a lot and often. The main areas of risk — ramps, major intersections and streets in the vicinity of supermarkets. More active traffic police in search of drunk in the morning on weekends.Stop on vacation will be — a lot and often. The main areas of risk — ramps, major intersections and streets in the vicinity of supermarkets. More active traffic police in search of drunk in the morning on weekends.

Bad joke

“Please, two big Mac, a large fry and a coke with no ice. But pancakes do you have?” — a phrase borrowed from the movie “Groundhog Day” in this situation is not good, despite the holidays. Perhaps the inspector didn’t watched this movie, and what will he think then, do not undertake to assume. Perhaps he believes that you are resting, while he works. Perhaps he lives not joking, and who knows how many different comics he was detained in previous days. In the end, he may have the daily plan. In any case, a joke that you think is funny, for it with high probability will be irritant.

Also definitely does not fit the phrase “Be kind, hold a beer, I’ll get it right” and “anything you want, only don’t throw me in the bushes!”. Known cases when the police were sent for examination completely sober drivers just because they jokingly mentioned that last night, except the absinthe, nothing to drink. Not because they believed, and to teach the Joker a lesson.

At verification of documents inspectors will carefully look you in the eye and carefully sniffed the air. In order not to cause undue suspicion, it is better to get out of the car, although the rules don’t require it.At verification of documents inspectors will carefully look you in the eye and carefully sniffed the air. In order not to cause undue suspicion, it is better to get out of the car, although the rules don’t require it.

And who are you?

According to many traffic police, they are all equally not tolerate the haughty and arrogant behaviour of drivers. “Yes, you know who you stopped?! So I’ll call your Colonel!” — remark the bad.

First, most likely, the inspector realizes who he has stopped. Almost everyone is better not to stop, this is reflected in the plate — the combination of letters or combination of numbers. Also says a lot brand-model-year car. Second, the action causes a reaction: an attempt to “build” the inspector will likely lead to the fact that he will try to build you. Even if not for that, and originally he had no such purpose. Thus his side more right than yours.

Also recommend that you ask the question “What is the reason for the stop?” and access the inspector by the terms “commander”, “chief” and “Mr. former police officer”. Outdated address on the title “captain” is acceptable, and ideally just “the inspector”. But without the familiar intonations.

Curse of the inspector obscenities and other words new year’s eve a meaningless exercise. Conscience will not Wake up. But may suddenly Wake up to the idea that your relationship would be nice to apply article 319 of the criminal code. It is necessary to you? Live Cao!

This is the first and last time!

DPS does not love whining and moaning. For ladies it is still all right, but men are whiners inspectors are oppressed. Even if you for the first time sat behind the wheel with minimal residual hangover, it is not necessary to apply a pleading, begging tone.

Assurances that this is the first and last time, the arguments “here, carry the kids on the tree, release, and?”, “twenty years without violations” and “the devil made me do it” also unlikely to work. Better to recognize explicitly that the residual hangover is the place to be, it does not have a noticeable effect on your concentration, but you are ready to incur the deserved punishment. Although the concept of “residual hangover”, of course, does not exist — it is equivalent to “drunk as”.

If you are sober, the inspector will not be to prove that you are drunk — it is useless, except if you previously pissed off. But if you’re really drunk, to prove otherwise you will not succeed, you can not even try. And simplest methods to disguise the exhaust (gum, onion, garlic, candy, etc.) clearly suggest that you are definitely accepted, and now trying to hide it.

Assistance to passengers in the communication of the driver with the police, the lottery, which can sometimes give unwanted results. DPS does not like “defenders,” especially those who a little that understands in the SDA.Assistance to passengers in the communication of the driver with the police, the lottery, which can sometimes give unwanted results. DPS does not like “defenders,” especially those who a little that understands in the SDA.

Elementary psychology

Failure to submit the documents in the hands of the inspector (“I myself will keep, you see”) only complicates further communication. In any weather, the optimal solution is to talk to the inspector to get out of the car. It puts you on an equal footing.

The dialogue with the inspector is allowed to accompany the recording on the voice recorder, or smartphone, but it is not necessary to start with this and then record and defiantly challenging. In this case, the inspector will begin to act in such instructions on what to set it to peaceful harmony has not come out.

The police have a very negative attitude to the carriage of cheerful drunken companies with music, songs and shouts of the passengers, facing the DPS (even if it is a happy New year). For obvious reasons, the carrier of such company (if it is not the taxi driver) is subject to suspicion and hostility.

Traffic police are of different types, and the types, as we all are in different moods. Do not create a conflict situation where you can do without it. If the case is inevitably reached the Protocol, you always have the opportunity to write in it “with the prosecution agree.”

The holidays risk — above average. In order to avoid trouble, in any state of intoxication is better not to drive. The law is the law, and nothing can be done. In the end, it is primarily your safety. Just call a cab.

Well, the best opening line when meeting with the inspector recognised: “Good afternoon (evening), I broke something?”.

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